My dear guests…
My time in Edinburgh has drawn to a close, and arrangements are now underway for my relocation to Harrogate…
A decision not taken lightly, though one encouraged by certain recent developments involving a misunderstanding at the New Town gin society and an unfortunate pigeon.
Further particulars will be made available in due course, once the necessary correspondence has been exchanged and my affairs suitably packed.
Yours faithfully,
Geordie